John:Have a sing-off with self

▲: you see these shackles? baby, i'm your slave. i'll let you whip me if i misbehave! it's just that no one makes me feel this way.

▼: hey!
▼: oh hey me! i've always wanted to have a sing off with myself

▲: oh cool!
▲: let's do it then!

▼: alright!
▼: which me should start?
▼: i guess i can go, if that's okay!

▲: well, i already went, so your turn!

▼: okay!
▼: once upon a tiiiiiiiiiiime there was light in my life! but now there's only love in the dark! nothing i can saaaaaaaaay, a total eclipse of the heeearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt!
▼: me?
▼: you can go now!

▲: sorry, trying to beat that!

▼: it's hard, right?
▼: it's a classic!

▲: you broke my heart 'cause i couldn't dance! you didn't even want me around! and now i'm back, just to let you know, i can really shake 'em down!! do you love me? i can really move! do you love me? i'm in the groove! ah! do you love me? do you love me? now that i can dance! dance!

▼: oh wow! that was a good choice too...
▼: hmm...

▲: of course! only the best.

▼: okay! i think i have one!

▲: give it your all!

▼: everybody was kung fu fighting! those kicks were fast as liiiiiiiightening. in fact it was a little but frightening they fought with expert tiiiiiiiiming!

▲: oh damn!
▲: hmm.. well, i think i got one!
▲: how do i, get through one night without you? if i had to live without you.. what kind of live would that be? oh, and i.. i need you in my arms, need you to hold! you're my world my world, my heart, my soul.. if you ever leave, oh, baby it would take away everything good in my life! and tell me now, how do i live without you? i want to know, how do i breathe without you, if you ever go? how do i ever, ever surviiiiiiiive!

▼: oh man.
▼: dude, we both know i can't beat that!
▼: that was... i think i just cried a single manly tear.
▼: seriously.

▲: yeah, there's just nothing better!
▲: it's okay man, i did too.
▲: i choked up.

▼: well, this has been great!
▼: thanks so much, me!

▲: definitely! we should do this again sometime!
▲: you're welcome.